CYANIDE AND CUPPYCAKES :3

Apr 17

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Apr 14

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

Apr 14
christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody


u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

Apr 14

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Apr 14
tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.


NOBODY CAN REACH ME THE WATER

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

NOBODY CAN REACH ME THE WATER

Apr 14
johns-face-on-things:

oh
Apr 14
johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on Japan

johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on Japan

Apr 14
johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on the Tardis

johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on the Tardis

Apr 14
johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on Olaf

johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on Olaf

Apr 14
johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on Albert Einstein

johns-face-on-things:

John’s face on Albert Einstein